Saturday, July 21, 2012

Pants on Fire

.Craig Cardilino

Today I had a realization.  I was speaking with someone and realized that a lot of what I was saying was complete lies.  I’m sure you know the lies I am talking about – the ones where you say something to be polite or because a specific answer to a question is just expected.  “How are you doing?”  “I’m fine, how are you?”  The conversation I was having seemed to be filled with these types of lies and it got me to thinking… How often do I do this on a daily basis without even thinking about it?  What are some other things I am lying about?  Well for anyone who reads this and also has the pleasure of talking with me at some point – here are the things that I am undoubtedly lying to you about, and what I would say to you if I wasn’t such a huge liar.

Friday, July 13, 2012

@MotherGoose

.Craig Cardilino


Last night I was reading my kids a Mother Goose/Nursery Rhyme book.  They thoroughly enjoyed it, obviously, but I was really disappointed in the subject matter of all these nursery rhymes.  Tuffets?  Curds and Whey?  People jumping over candlesticks?  I think it’s time for an update Mother Goose.  So, without further ado – Mother Goose meets 2012.